THO I VOTED LABOR...
A blessing not to see Shorty's
Sad little face on TV
Shorten name
Short in luck
Feet with flippers
Of Hawkie's funereal rapture
He was a man short in stature
But BIG in speedo
Ladies Lined up
Ta Luv’im y'know :)
ODES TO AN ARROGANT MAL-ACHIEVER
Here I sit good sense denied
Excess booze last night imbibed.
Here I sit good sense maintained
MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY would Begg-ineth
(with a hat tip to Eric Idle)
Life is like a flash 12 metre yacht on Sydney Harbour. It’s alright if you have one.
My life as a failed pessimist.
Of course I have my faults, but you won’t read about them here.
Writing about yourself is an odd mix of therapy and lapdancing; exciting yet a little shameful.
I was destined to be schooled by the lowest of the low, but "they" * wouldn’t av me.
Pete
* [Hold it! Hold it! That last line is just silly, indiscrete, and totally lacking in literary merit, OK?! Vee haff a gut mind to permanently delete it under the Read it, Burn it, Then put out our own eyes Intelligence Act of 2???!
But just don't tell anyone we did it. OK?!]
But just don't tell anyone we did it. OK?!]